It all began innocently
enough . . .
When someone parked their little
white Van
without the Emergency Brake
"ON"
and it went swimming in
the Harbor,
they called a Big
Red Truck to lift it out . . .
But the Big
Red Truck slipped in
on top of the Little White Van
!
So they called a BIG
GREEN TRUCK
to lift out the Big
Red Truck and the Little White Van...
They loaded the Little White
Van on a Red Tow Truck
to take it home.
But the Big
Red Truck got jammed against the bank . .
.
. . .and pulled the BIG
GREEN TRUCK in on top of the Big
Red Truck.
Which brings to mind the saying:
"90% of Professionals graduated
in the bottom 90% of their class" - N.H.